Da-Da-Da-Dum...Snap! Snap!

Coming soon: Broadway brilliance or a hot mess!

The Reveal

For anyone that has been following The Notorious J*O*E* blog for any length of time, you know that Josefina once worked in, and has sworn off of, the business of show.

Not true.

I'm eager to reveal that I have cracked all the codes, deciphered the hidden messages, played the record backwards and I have Jessica Fletcher-ed the truth, that Josefina has in fact NOT sworn off the glitzy world of Hollyweird, and is about to rejoin her ranks!

I'm about to blow the roof off the joint so hold on tight to your 'nads, bitches!

I have learned that Joe is replacing Mark Salling as Puck on Glee!!!!! Don't believe me? Just look at the evidence I've found! It would appear these images all come from re-shoots for the DVD release!

...and take a look at these!!!

Oh, alright...it's not true. But you wanna know what IS true?

Come closer...








...closer...









...a little closer...

Today is the bitch's birfday!

Head on over and give Joe the virtual paddywhacks!

Nobody's Perfect

I never watch The View and the only time I ever see it, is when one of these squawking hens does something youtube-worthy.

Carrie "What's A Morals Clause?" Prejean was on The Hen's Nest earlier this week whining promoting her new book, which of course she wouldn't have if it wasn't for the fact that she's part of a hateful fascist movement. Kind of like The V.

During the interview, Whoopi (who I used to adore but now only just like) was trying to ask a question regarding Carrie's "sex tape" and Christianity. Carrie whipped out her The Christian's Tried And True Responses To Criticism handbook and dropped rebuttal #1: "Christians aren't perfect."

And this is where we stop.

Ms. Prejean, I know that. Whoopi knows that. Even that blind republican baby-makin' bitch knows that. We ALLLLLLLL know that. You "Christians" prove it over and over and over and...oh, okay one more...over again! And yet, right up until you all get caught doing something rather un-Christianly, you all behave and speak and believe that you are, in fact, quite perfect.

You might actually find that the criticism and Intolerance some of you feel is identical to the intolerance we experience from all your sorry asses. Well, maybe not identical. Our "imperfections" don't eradicate your civil liberties or violate your human rights or inspire violence in the minds of the ignorant and insolent. Maybe, just maybe, if you didn't look at the world as perfect vs imperfect, we might actually all get along a little better.

But understand that the thousands of dollars are donated to pass Prop 8; or half a million dollars doled out to defeat marriage equality in Maine; or threats to eliminate social programs Washington D.C. for allowing marriage equality; or the declaration that LGBT are not welcome at the Vatican, it makes that flimsy and pathetic excuse of "Christians aren't' perfect" completely, and perfectly, unnecessary.

Gay Cheque: Things Are Tanking All Over

Model Thoughts

Separated At Birth?

the notorious j*o*e* (from the Tuesday's Child Project) and Me, two Prides ago.

APB

Someone out there in the blog world was asking about Derrick Davenport, but I don't remember who???

Anyway, try this...you might see something you never saw before!

Ari, Ari, Exterface

I'm so excited!

Two of my favourite things in this world - Ari Levanael and Exterface - have teamed up and created Illuminati, the latest photographic essay by Julien and Stéphane (the duo who make up Exterface).

There's so much more to see from this set by clicking HERE!

In Flanders Fields

In Flanders fields the poppies blow
Between the crosses, row on row,
That mark our place; and in the sky
The larks, still bravely singing, fly
Scarce heard amid the guns below.

We are the dead. Short days ago
We lived, felt dawn, saw sunset glow,
Loved, and were loved, and now we lie
In Flanders fields.

Take up our quarrel with the foe:
To you from failing hands we throw
The torch; be yours to hold it high.
If ye break faith with us who die
We shall not sleep, though poppies grow
In Flanders fields.

— Lt.-Col. John McCrae (1872 - 1918)

Quote of the Day

"If—as some christianist nutjobs insist—allowing gay marriage will hasten the apocalypse, why aren’t they in favor of it? I mean seriously, won’t it get their asses raptured up into heaven to suckle at the teat of their vengeful sky-god that much quicker? Or are they against it because they’re secretly terrified they won’t make the final cut and will have to suffer through the fire and brimstone with the rest of us?"

~Alexander, Voenix Rising

The New Gaga

Here's the new Bad Romance video.

Let's see...what can I say? Psycho. Luxe. Bathhouse. Hello Kitty. Glitter. Couture. Nightmare. Glamour. Dior. Sex. You'll just have to see for yourself.

Married To The Sea

It's been awhile since we checked in at Married To The Sea...

Tuesday's Child ~ Special Edition

Once again, The Lisp has teamed up with the notorious j*o*e* to bring you the second part, which is one hot minute, of our Tuesday's Child project. Hope you enjoy!

Cover Me!

I'd like to thank everyone who entered The Lisp's first Cover Me! (aka the Wiki/Flickr meme) contest.

Every entry was incredibly creative and it was so difficult to narrow it down to just one album cover. Before I announce the winner, I just want to highlight all of the entries again and invite everyone to watch out for the next Lisp Cover Me! contest.

Okay! After much deliberation and back and forth-ing, and coming close to calling a 15 way tie, I selected Mikey from (This Is) A Blog For The Lonely and his Ariel Moon, Leave A Forwarding Address album cover.

Congratulations, Mikey!

Your digital download package includes:

Robbie Williams, Reality Killed The Video Star
Carrie Underwood, Play On
Norah Jones, The Fall
along with the remixes of Robbie Williams', Bodies.

Robbie's latest will be released tomorrow, while Carrie and Norah's newest CD's are due on on November 17th, so enjoy your head start, Mikey!!

It's Monday...