Friday, November 20, 2009

Gay Cheque, Special Edition, Never-Before-Seen, World Exclusive: Does A Bear Market Cruise In The Woods?

Today's Gay Cheque is something fucking special. Truly.

My all time favourite photographer, Joe Oppedisano, sent me these shots taken during the Bears & Bikers weekend in Asbury Park. Yes, that's right. He sent them personally.

The word "Icon" is tossed about far too liberally. I mean, Levi J. is cute an all, but calling him a "gay icon" is a bit much. Joe Oppedisano is definitely an icon! The man has created some of the most inspiring, erotic, and iconic images. Unlike most photographers, you can usually spot an Oppedisano image.

Please enjoy this super special Gay Cheque with exclusive future iconic gay images!
Oh, and the current banner also features an exclusive Joe Oppedisano shot!














I know, right!? I could wet myself!

Thank you, Joe!!!

Wednesday, November 18, 2009

Tell It!

Tuesday'sWednesday's Child...

Oops, sorry about that kids! I completely forgot that yesterday was Tuesday. Then when I remembered, Blogger was being a bitch and I couldn't upload any pictures. Suffice it to say, she was lit.

Anyway, you get not one, not two, but three flippers today! You may recognize the first two from around the blogosphere:


Kelly Stern and a Hobbit--looking rather dashing in his tuxedo!

Sweet! Thanks, guys!





If you want to be a Tuesday's Child, just send your flipping jpeg to thelispblog@gmail.com.

I'll be waiting...especially for yours, Michael Rivers!

Tuesday, November 17, 2009

Oh Yeah, That's Levi


totes snagged from London Calling, Luv.

The Lisp Review ~ Kris Allen, Lady GaGa, Rihanna

Kris Allen ~ Kris Allen
November 16, 2009

I think this will be the last Idol record I ever review. This record is all the proof the Kris haters need to prove that Adam Lambert should have been crowned Idol. Yes, yes, they have different styles blahblahblah... Regardless of what you think you witnessed watching AI8, I am of the opinion that they are both artists.

This is just not a great CD. I've got Kris' earlier stuff and I love it. I was hoping for something a little more "Mraz-zy"; instead, I find myself wishing for a little less "Hootie." I'm thinking this is the result of a very restrictive contract with 19, which is not such a hard thing to believe, since it's a known fact that they aren't really "artist driven."

There are a couple of groovy tracks, like Can't Stay Away, and Written All Over My Face. The CD closes with a new version of Heartless, which is alright, but I kinda liked his iTunes version better. Unfortunately, I just hear a lot of what I call "radio filler." I'm sure I don't need to explain.

Oh, the booklet has some pretty pictures in it! ★★☆☆☆


Lady GaGa ~ The Fame Monster
November 24, 2009

I don't want to give in to this bitch, I really don't. But dammit!!! She keeps pushing!

The Fame Monster is an interesting collection of tunes. I'm not even sure why I'm reviewing it; almost every track has been leaked online. So here's a link to hear a GaGa sampler! (playlist at the end of the review)

Most of this sounds very much like her first release, The Fame. Actually, this is like The Fame's little baby.

Let's see...good things: Bad Romance is the video version so at least she doesn't launch into that Rah-Rah-Ah-Ah-Ah-Roma-Roma-Ma-GaGa-OhLaLa right out of the gate. Speechless is a great track; it's a rocky ballady Beatles meets, well, Lady GaGa. Definitely one of the most different sounding things she's pumped out of that dark, couture addicted brain. In fact, I think most of these could be singles. Even, dare I say, the Beyoncé aided Telephone. Actually, between you and me, I hope it is released as a single. I kinda want to see what GaGa can get her do.

To sum up, if you're a GaGa fan, you're going to lurrrve it. If you're not, you might start liking her, or you may be like Stephen Rader's mom and continue to ask, "What in the hell is a Lady GaGa?" ★★☆


Rihanna ~ Rated R
November 23, 2009

I blame Chris Brown. There. I said it.

This much-anticipated release is bound to disappoint you if you want Rihanna to tell you to shut up and drive, that she's gon' break some dishes, or something else-else-else. Instead, she'd like you to know that she's "a fuckin' lady" and that she's "not stupid in love."

This is a dark album. Even the intro, The Madhouse, warns "those of you easily frightened, to turn away now." In my opinion, the first single, Russian Roulette, is the only real single. Even the second single, Wait Your Turn (aka The Wait Is Ova) was leaked, along with the video, with on-the-fence reactions. It's not to say that there isn't a radio-friendly track in this broken-hearted woman's collection of songs; it's just that there isn't anything like we're used to. I think my favourite track is Te Amo, which sounds like a story about a close, intimate relationship with an exotic woman. It could be a love song or it could just be about a woman who gave her strength. Either way, I think it's wonderful.

Having listened a few times, start to finish, I think it's fair to say that this is such a concept album. The whole thing tells a story. Infidelity, fame, abuse, going back - it's all there.

Maybe this is growth? ★★★☆☆

Lady GaGa ~ The Fame Monster Playlist
  • Bad Romance
  • Alejandro
  • Monster
  • Speechless
  • Dance In The Dark
  • Telephone (feat. Beyoncé)
  • So Happy I Could Die
  • Teeth

I Wanna Be A Muppet


Muppets clearly have it made! Just look at this picure:


Yes, that's Prince, but I'm not referring to him. Look again. One row behind and two over to the left.


She looks like the love child of Donatella Versace and a Muppet. Wild, huh? Oh, and yes, Prince looks like a Fairy Pimp-ress.

(Thanks to VGL for thinkin' of me!)

Calling All Bloggers ~ Year End Special



...and what a year its been! I've got something special planned for the end of the year Burn!, but I totally need your input, and I mean it. I said, I MEAN IT!

For the last Burn! of the year, I want to know:

What was your favourite track of 2009?


It doesn't matter what it was, or what kind of music, or anything! Hell, if you're embarrassed about your favourite (which you shouldn't be, we all come from peace), just post anonymously.

All I ask is that it was released in '09 or that this was the first year you heard it; via The Burn! or anywhere else. Now, I'll make exceptions for things that were leaked in 2008 like Boombox and It's Not Me, It's You, but don't go saying that this was the first year you ever heard Ray of Light or something equally ridiculous.



Unless of course, you heard something in The Madonna Vaginalogues that you are just so truly, madly, deeply in love with.

So, go ahead...what was it? Do it!

Monday, November 16, 2009

A Joke For You ~ from The Poodle


Toward the end of a Sunday service, the Minister asked, “How many of you have forgiven your enemies?”
All responded, except one small elderly lady.
“Mrs. Neely, Are you not willing to forgive your enemies?”
“I don’t have any”, she replied, smiling sweetly.
“Mrs. Neely, that is very unusual. How old are you?”
“Ninety-eight”, she replied. The congregation stood up and clapped their hands.
“Oh, Mrs. Neely, would you please come down in front and tell us all how a person can live ninety-eight years and not have an enemy in the world?”


The little sweetheart of a lady tottered down the aisle, faced the congregation, and said, “I outlived the bitches”.

It's Monday...

Kodak Moments





Sunday, November 15, 2009

Da-Da-Da-Dum...Snap! Snap!

Coming soon: Broadway brilliance or a hot mess!

The Reveal

For anyone that has been following The Notorious J*O*E* blog for any length of time, you know that Josefina once worked in, and has sworn off of, the business of show.

Not true.

I'm eager to reveal that I have cracked all the codes, deciphered the hidden messages, played the record backwards and I have Jessica Fletcher-ed the truth, that Josefina has in fact NOT sworn off the glitzy world of Hollyweird, and is about to rejoin her ranks!

I'm about to blow the roof off the joint so hold on tight to your 'nads, bitches!





I have learned that Joe is replacing Mark Salling as Puck on Glee!!!!! Don't believe
me? Just look at the evidence I've found! It would appear these images all come from re-shoots for the DVD release!











...and take a look at these!!!








Oh, alright...it's not true. But you wanna know what IS true?

Come closer...








...closer...









...a little closer...















Today is the bitch's birfday!


Head on over and give Joe the virtual paddywhacks!

Friday, November 13, 2009

Nobody's Perfect

I never watch The View and the only time I ever see it, is when one of these squawking hens does something youtube-worthy.

Carrie "What's A Morals Clause?" Prejean was on The Hen's Nest earlier this week whining promoting her new book, which of course she wouldn't have if it wasn't for the fact that she's part of a hateful fascist movement. Kind of like The V.

During the interview, Whoopi (who I used to adore but now only just like) was trying to ask a question regarding Carrie's "sex tape" and Christianity. Carrie whipped out her The Christian's Tried And True Responses To Criticism handbook and dropped rebuttal #1: "Christians aren't perfect."

And this is where we stop.

Ms. Prejean, I know that. Whoopi knows that. Even that blind republican baby-makin' bitch knows that. We ALLLLLLLL know that. You "Christians" prove it over and over and over and...oh, okay one more...over again! And yet, right up until you all get caught doing something rather un-Christianly, you all behave and speak and believe that you are, in fact, quite perfect.

You might actually find that the criticism and Intolerance some of you feel is identical to the intolerance we experience from all your sorry asses. Well, maybe not identical. Our "imperfections" don't eradicate your civil liberties or violate your human rights or inspire violence in the minds of the ignorant and insolent. Maybe, just maybe, if you didn't look at the world as perfect vs imperfect, we might actually all get along a little better.

But understand that the thousands of dollars are donated to pass Prop 8; or half a million dollars doled out to defeat marriage equality in Maine; or threats to eliminate social programs Washington D.C. for allowing marriage equality; or the declaration that LGBT are not welcome at the Vatican, it makes that flimsy and pathetic excuse of "Christians aren't' perfect" completely, and perfectly, unnecessary.

Gay Cheque: Things Are Tanking All Over








Thursday, November 12, 2009

Model Thoughts





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